1. Office phone call.
Caller: Good afternoon, Miss Zarine. We’d like to offer you our products from Home TV Shopping.
Z: No, sorry. I’m not interested. How did you get my number?
Caller: Somebody referred you to us. Give this a chance, Ma’am. Magandang product po ito. Pang-exercise. Pampa-sexy.
Z: Naku, sorry, sexy na ako e.
[Within earshot of a row of officemates.]
2. Bunwich Craving
Z: One bunwich please.
Dunkin’ Donuts Rep: We only have Spanish Sausage and Ham & Egg. So which one, Ma’am?
Z: Shhpanish Shhhausiage. Ay, Ham & Egg na lang pala!
3. Overheard
Lady 1: Eto, pampaputi na lotion. Madami nag-oorder nito.
Lady 2: Sige, order din ako niyan. Wala ba iba size?
Lady 1: Wala e, ganito lang.
Lady 2: Ilang mL nga yan?
Lady 1: Wala siyang em-el. Basta eto yung bote niya.
TPS, natuwa naman ako sobra sa comment mo, thanks!
Posted by zarine at February 22, 2008, 5:43 pmre that office phone call: Good Point. i bet that caller got stymied pretty good 
that was a delicious punchline btw
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So funny! Alam mo, you should do funny! Very effective ka—am thinking Tina Fey style.
Posted by ThePseudoshrink at February 22, 2008, 9:11 am